My brain told me to cull through my tweets to create a blog post, thus avoiding any new thinking. Who am I to argue with my brain? Here you go:
- Tuesday, Sept 16: The world’s first joke: “Grok say I deny everything. That not true.”
- Sept. 15: Tip: Buy coffee in bulk. The scale won’t register 3 beans or fewer. It takes all day, but you can get half a pound of coffee for free.
- Sept. 14:Hikers:…
Dead Kennedys - "Holiday in Cambodia"
Today, I received this very moving message from “lindoss” in the comments section of my post, Latest Scam Emails:
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Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook (from the Onion)
“Aost places have magic, ‘n’ this is a sàr aost place.” The antiques merchant was staring at me intently across the counter when he said this. His sparkling green eyes, set deeply in the rough terrain of his crevassed face, reminded me of the Glittering Wood-moss dotting the hillside among the ancient Norse castle ruins behind his shop.
“Ok, well, can I put my flyer up for my missing dog?” I…
Year 1: Clamor for war
Year 5: Public tired of war
Year 7: Extricating ourselves from war
Year 11: Clamor for new war
There comes a time when a man sits down at a rickety chair and table at a cafe that only serves buns and gelato.
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I have found a need for all of the following not-yet words. Consider this post to be my official petition to Lord Dictionopolis to enter these words into the lexicon.
And now for a random picture, to draw in…
Nectarine (better tasting than most necks)
Currant (tastes too dated to be current, har har)
Peter Capaldi, just because