My Brilliant Laziness Astonishes Me

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My Brilliant Laziness Astonishes Me

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My brain told me to cull through my tweets to create a blog post, thus avoiding any new thinking. Who am I to argue with my brain? Here you go:

  1. Tuesday, Sept 16: The world’s first joke: “Grok say I deny everything. That not true.”
  2. Sept. 15: Tip: Buy coffee in bulk. The scale won’t register 3 beans or fewer. It takes all day, but you can get half a pound of coffee for free.
  3. Sept. 14:Hikers:…

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I am not Chuwar

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I am not Chuwar:

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Today, I received this very moving message from “lindoss” in the comments section of my post, Latest Scam Emails:

Hello baby, are ok? sorry I am a fried because I sow man message that you sand for the man boys like me, and I am not Chuwar that it’s the thru. sine January your area sending the same massage for the man people way? kiss but I love your so much wen a sow your beautiful picture that…

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The Water Puppies of Sìthachulish

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The Water Puppies of Sìthachulish:

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“Aost places have magic, ‘n’ this is a sàr aost place.” The antiques merchant was staring at me intently across the counter when he said this. His sparkling green eyes, set deeply in the rough terrain of his crevassed face, reminded me of the Glittering Wood-moss dotting the hillside among the ancient Norse castle ruins behind his shop.

“Ok, well, can I put my flyer up for my missing dog?” I…

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Not Yet Words

daisybrain:

Not Yet Words:

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I have found a need for all of the following not-yet words. Consider this post to be my official petition to Lord Dictionopolis to enter these words into the lexicon.

  • Giveness
  • Takeness
  • Outsecurity
  • Celluheavy
  • Edgycation
  • Pusillanonymous
  • Bordumb
  • Cafake
  • Gelotto
  • Dumbtastic
  • Incrediblah
  • Unreconsider
  • Facebroke
  • Twitterrorize
  • iPhonics
  • undisgusting
  • chocodependent

And now for a random picture, to draw in…

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